Quotations II

Here are some of the finest quotes :

1. “Failures are divided into two classes – those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”
2. “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence”
3. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former”
4. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity”
5. “A good speech is like a miniskirt – short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover the essentials”
6. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line”
7. “Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically”
8. “Never ruin an apology with an excuse”
9. “America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between”
10. “If we think we hear, we no longer listen If we think we see, we no longer look If we think we know, we no longer search”
11. “There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies”